Went cayaking with my girlfriend and we made the cutest friend!
excuse me WHY are his hands up i cant handle this
APMAS Theory: Fall Out Boy won every award but they didn’t wanna hurt anybody’s feelings so they gave the awards out randomly
going through my Chris Evans tag
more like seeing a perfect graph of my descent into thirsty hell
You guys need help
As a random thought…
So in the comics Hawkeye has 80% hearing loss.
The Black Widow is Russian.
Can you imagine when they’re on a mission and something goes wrong; the police are about to arrest them and they fall back on Plan H.
Black Widow, “So remember, you’re deaf and I don’t speak English”
For future reference.
For those who would ever need it. -C
reblogging here because i can see this being relevant to anyone who’s ever tried to get out of an abusive relationship
Reblogging because that last comment made me reread the whole thing in a new light and realize this could be vital information. So, putting it out there for everyone, and hoping no one ever really needs it.
im drunk add i just stacked 15 pillows on my roommmate
Behold: the first written use of fuck, from 1528, inscribed by a monk who seems to have been pretty pissed off with an abbot.
CANNOT STOP LAUGHING
This couldn’t possibly be more relevant.
Best youtube comment I’ve ever seen